just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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