WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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