You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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