and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Randomize
