is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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