There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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