God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Every concussion has its silver lining
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Randomize