So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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