your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I cut my penus on the lid.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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