no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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