If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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