brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Damn victory sex feels great
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