Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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