I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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