So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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