Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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