He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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