No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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