i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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