You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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