In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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