my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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