Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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