we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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