I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Randomize
