This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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