David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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