lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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