i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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