some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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