id be glad to
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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