Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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