i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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