Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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