i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
