He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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