just come out here and I will go home with you...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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