I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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