what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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