Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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