Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
its liver damage thursday
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