Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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