You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Randomize