I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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