I want to walk on stilts...naked
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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