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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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