hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
