Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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