And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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