idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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