come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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