I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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