How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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