it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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