id be glad to
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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